Lesbian Love
What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?Well Hung.
Bill Gates’ Wedding Night
What did Bill Gates’ wife say to him on his wedding night?”Now I know...
Nuns at the Gate
So, four nuns die at about the same time, and are waiting at the...
WHY ARE BLONDES SO EASY TO GET INTO BED?
Q: WHY ARE BLONDES SO EASY TO GET INTO BED? A: Who cares?
moth nibble a hole
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Food fight in a store
|In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a 32-year-old man and his 24-year-old girlfriend...
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume…
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume.”This is called ‘Perhaps’,” said...
Brezhnev at his speech
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
How Many cochroaches…?
Q.) How many cochroaches does it take to turn on a light?A.) No one...
Marriage quotes 15
All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems. Did...