Condom
Two older women are sitting on a bench waiting for a bus. The first...
Shootin Craps
Did you hear about the redneck who was shootin craps?He blew a hole in...
Elephants II
What game do four elephants in a mini play?Squash
Patenting A Peach…
A farmer goes to the patent office to patent a peach, and the patent...
Your mama so stupid
Your mamma’s so stupid she locked her self in a bathroom and peed her...
Paying the Dentist
As soon as the dentist asked the patient to sit down, he pulled out...
“E I E I O.”
|It was general question time on the “Top of the World” quiz show and...
Bunch of good one-liners
Women One Liners1. How many honest intelligent, caring men in the world does it...
This guy was walking down the sidewalk when he sees a Little Johnny…
This guy was walking down the sidewalk when he sees a Little Johnny wearing...
trip from beauty parlor
I’ve just come back from the beauty parlor!What a pity it was closed!