Sex On Second Date
What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second...
Warning Labels On Booze!
THE MINISTRY OF HEALTH HAS PROPOSED THAT WARNING SIGNS BE PLACED ON BOOZE BOTTLES...
The Mouse
Why didn’t the mouse cross the road?It’s cord wasn’t long enough!
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man…
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his...
Cajun Virgin
In the middle of his honeymoon, the young hillbilly bridegroom left his bride back...
Misunderstanding terms
|One reason the Services have trouble operating jointly is that they don’t speak the...
He bowled long hops!
|What happened when a frog joined the cricket team?He bowled long hops!
Bush as a post turtle
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he...
Square Boobs
Q: Why do blondes have square boobs?A: Because they forgot to take the tissues...
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter…
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. Peter asks: “Oh...