Life According To TV Land
What the world is like in TV land:1. If a woman is running away...
The Whales.
Your momma so fat, when she goes to the aquarium the whales sing “WE...
Dog Named Sex (Classic)
Usually everyone who has a dog would call the dog Rover or something. I...
Definitions
Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again...
Paranoid Idiot
Q: What happens when a paranoid has low self-esteem?A: He thinks that nobody important...
This is one smart dog
|A butcher is leaning on the counter toward the close of day when a...
Upset With Driver’s License
Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver’s License?A: Because she...
Driving On One-Way Street
A policeman pulled a blonde over after she’d been driving the wrong way on...
How slime flies!
|What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?How slime flies!
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach…
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach.One said to the other “Hey get out...