How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?Because everybody that can Run,...
One of the life’s mysteries
One of the life’s mysteries is how a two pound box of candy can...
Biblical Bumper Stickers
Adam: “You are what you eat.” Eve: “At least he doesn’t compare me to...
Out of a tree
Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the...
What is your date of birth?
Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year.
So old…
Your so old you have to put your d*ck in the freezer to get...
If the Franklin Mint ran Christmas…
|Every month, you would receive another lovely hand-crafted item from an authentic Civil War...
Become more effective
|The unit engineer had just finished a talk on introducing mechanization in fatigue details....
Angry Wife
A man left from work one Friday afternoon. But, being payday, instead of going...
Name A Fawn…
Q: Name a fawn, a lawn and a yawn.A: Bambi, the White House grounds,...