Optimist vs. Pessimist
|A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks....
25 facts of life
25 facts of life1. The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the...
Scared half to death
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
But how do I know…
Tech Support: “What does the screen say now.”Person: “It says, ‘Hit ENTER when ready’.”Tech...
Is this her first?..
A guy calls the hospital. He says, “You gotta send help! My wife’s goinginto...
What should you give a man who has everything?
What should you give a man who has everything? Penicillin
Mother Knows Best
John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn’t help...
Male Bashing
Q. What did God say after creating Adam A. I must be able to...
What is the definition of a Jewish nyphomaniac?
What’s the definition of a Jewish nyphomaniac? One that screws when she’s just had...
What do you get when you cross Viagra and Rogaine?
What do you get when you cross Viagra and Rogaine?Don King.