What is a mans idea of foreplay?
What’s a man’s idea of foreplay? -A half-hour of begging.
They Eloped
First Convict: I heard the Warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on...
A mammoth!
|What’s the biggest moth in the world?A mammoth!
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth…
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in...
Creation
Why did God give deers eyes? I have no eye-deer!
Voodoo Dick
Once upon a time, there once was a traveling salesman who’s wife was a...
Sleeping like a baby.
While the U.S. stock market was at an all time high, the ups and...
What is red and has seven dents?
What is red and has seven dents?Snow White’s cherry!
The young couple was engaged in a most affectionate…
The young couple was engaged in a most affectionate embrace when therecame the sound...
Why make woman beautiful?
|Man says to God: “Why did you make woman so beautiful?”God says: “So you...