Necking
Cop coming upon a young couple making out….Cop: What the hell are you two...
Too much Coffee
You know you’re drinking too much coffee when…You answer the door before people knock....
I’ll have nun of that!
A nun was walking in the convent when one of the Fathers noticed she...
Polak Is Mugged
A Polak was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally...
An elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests…
“Look at me.” an elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests at his birthday bash....
The guide for women
|A WOMAN’S GUIDE TO WHAT A MAN IS REALLY SAYING: I’M HUNGRY.I’m hungry. I’M...
Part of the service
|Polceman: “I’m afraid that I’m going to have to lock you up for the...
Don’t Cut
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman and catches a strange venereal...
Students Science Bloopers
THESE ARE ACTUAL EXCERPTS FROM STUDENT SCIENCE EXAM PAPERS:Charles Darwin was a naturalist who...
Educational priority
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...