The Procrastinator’s creed
|1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Once in a medieval times, there was a King who was getting sort of…
Once in a medieval times, there was a King who was getting sort of...
Elephants II
What game do four elephants in a mini play?Squash
What’s the most active muscle in a woman?
Q: What’s the most active muscle in a woman?A: The penis.
The Duck Hunt
One day a man went hunting for ducks. When he was done he was...
Adultery
An old man went into confession and told the priest: “Father,I’m 81 married with...
Shortest Book of the Month
Shortest Book of the Month:Ronald Reagan’s “Memories”
A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up…
A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up in a body cast.One...
Twenty men die and go to heaven…
Twenty men die and go to heaven. When they arrive they are toldto seperate...
Bzzzzz!!
What does a bee do with it’s stinger before he goes to bed???He put’s...