Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a drink.”The bartender...
Pencils
How can you tell a blonde is under stress?She’s got her tampax behind one...
It Is Woomba
At an international meeting, two surgeons were having an argument. The Indian surgeon was...
Soldier’s Ambition
An army Major visiting the sick soldiers, went to one private and asked, “What’s...
Yo mama is so nasty
Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down. Yo mama so nasty...
Its Bedtime!
The bride lay in bed on the first night of their honeymoon while her...
Saddam and Clinton
What might’ve happened:Saddam Hussein and Bill Clinton meet up in Baghdad for the first...
Osama Bin Laden joke
Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw...
Top 10 Reasons God Created Eve!
Top 10 Reasons God Created Eve10. God worried that Adam would frequently become lost...
The Apple explosion
|OFFICE MEMODate: 1/18/96SPINDLER CALLS IN AIR STRIKE, DESTROYS APPLE TO SAVE ITStock Price Increases...