Marriage quotes 06
|Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in....
Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?
Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?A regular toad croaks...
Taking Dweebonics Classes
TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR KID IS TAKING DWEEBONICS CLASSES10. They tilt their head sideways...
Naughty, Naughty
One day a man came home from work to find his wife crying hysterically...
Zebra
Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?A: Spot.
Give us new missiles
|The 1982 Israeli invasion of Lebanon resulted in many dogfights between Syrian and Israeli...
An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing…
An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing some tourists how to top...
Why Legs?
Q: Why do blondes have legs? A1: So they don’t get stuck to the...
Ribbet!
What is a frogs favorite drink? Croak-a-cola!
Actual stupid questions asked
|The below excerpts appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune. They were taken from real...