Refrigerated Pussy
On the eve of her wedding, the bride-to-be confessed to her best friend that...
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s…
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s Day Parade, when one of...
Two doctors found themselves on the beach in Hawaii…
Two doctors found themselves on the beach in Hawaii.As a real bevy of bikini-clad...
200 Midgets
The flight was coming into Dallas when a combination of mechanical errors and unstable...
THE LAND OF OZ
THE LAND OF OZ Dan Quayle, Newt Gingrich, and Bill Clinton are traveling in...
A Drinking Problem
I have got a drinking problem…. I’ve got two hands, but only one mouth…
Dumb Intercourse II
“Information? I need the number of the Caseway Insurance Company.”"Would you spell that, please?”"Certainly....
All numbers are equal
|Theorem: All numbers are equal.Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t =...
Men Should Listen
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving...
If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s…
If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s noone there to hear it,...