Using The Thermometer!
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
Divorce Can Wait
A wife was having coffee with a girlfriend of hers when she confided to...
Replacing lab rats with lawyers
|The National Institute of Health (NIH) announced last week that they were going to...
wooo mama!
One day a kid asks his mom if he can take a shower with...
Arnold:the musical
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Just in case
“Mr. Chilton,” the analyst said, “I think this will be your last visit.”"Does that...
Men Exercise On the Beach
How do men exercise at the beach?By sucking in their stomachs every time they...
Getting Better
Patient: Please tell me, doctor, am I getting better? Doctor: I think so. But...
Pastime for Passover
Paul says to Jesus, “Hey man, whatcha doing for Passover?”Jesus says, “Just hanging around.”
HOW DOGS AND WOMEN ARE ALIKE
Both look stupid in hats.Both can eat 5 pounds of chocolate in one sitting.Both...