Hypothetical Question
A little boy goes up to his father and asks:”Dad, what’s the difference between...
Everybody’s doing it
This bloke was ordered from the pool for pissing in the water.”That’s ridiculous!” he...
Customer support logs
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Mutated Gene
All children who entered the world in the 1980s and later were born with...
The story of the bats
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Coach Wants A Raise
The basketball coach stormed into the university president’s office and demanded a raise right...
blonde q and a’s
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What’s green and has wheels?
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The Beer Prayer
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Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive
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