The approach of winter
Dec. 8 5:00 p.m. – It’s starting to snow, the first of the season,...
Did you take the patient’s temperature?
|Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?
Gas Stations
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?-George...
Frog princess
A guy is taking a walk and sees a frog on the side of...
Make My Horse Laugh
There once was this bar with a sign in its window. It read, anyone...
Even More Blonde Q and A
Q: WHAT DID THE BLONDE SAY ABOUT BLONDE JOKES? A: She said they were...
Flea Cure
Doctor, Doctor. Have you got anything that will cure fleas?Maybe, what made them sick?
Guide to Religions.
A short guide to comparative religions:Taoism : Shit Happens.Buddhism : If shit happens it’s...
Wedding Toast 3
Don’t go on your honeymoon for longer than 5 days, or you will get...
Wet Shift
How do you know when a nymphomaniac drove your car?The gear shift is wet!!