I don’t know her
A couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman sitting on...
Why did congress enact the Marine Corps?
Q. Why did congress enact the Marine Corps?A. So, the sailors would have someone...
Judges Award
“Mr. Smith, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce court judge said,...
The essential difference
One day the zoo-keeper noticed that “Cheech” the orang-utang was reading two books —...
Have to
A man comes home early from work and finds his wife and his best...
The Bar
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar:————————————-|...
Call A Smart Blonde
Q: What do you call a smart blond?A: A golden retriever!
I\\\’m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!
What do you call a truckload of vibrators?
What do you call a truckload of vibrators? -Toys for Twats.
The problem is at your end
|One of Microsoft’s finest technicans was drafted and sent to boot camp. At the...