Obscene Phone Calls.
Dave was a bit of a nut who enjoyed making obscene phone calls.His biggest...
The baseball demands
|Top Baseball Player Demands From Late Show with David Letterman; Friday, August 12, 1994...
Why Two Nostrils?
A mother was having dinner with her two young children when her three year...
Almost Perfect Life
An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A...
Lady Diana and Dolly Parton Go to Heaven
Lady Diana and Dolly Parton die on the same day, and they both go...
Skipping school
A woman realizes her son has not yet gotten out of bed for school.She...
If University of Waterloo ran Christmas…
|They would immediately change the name to WatMas.
Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
Backward Santa
As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what...
Red Phone
A visitor to the vatican met with the Pope and noticed a red phone...