Don’t arrest the judge
|A squad car driver was covering a quiet beat out in the sticks when...
Princess Di and Mother Theresa
You know how Princess Diana and Mother Theresa died around about the same time?...
How’d you get that black eye?
First man: How’d you get that black eye?Second man: I called some woman a...
A bored woman says to her husband…
A bored woman says to her husband as she clasps her hands together, “Guess...
A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy…
A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy named “Clint”, and bring him back to...
The Contest with GOD!
There was a group of scientists and they were all sitting around discussing which...
Dead Rabbit
This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the...
Political Speech Goofs
“I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job”–George Bush,...
Sex Therapy
A doctor had the reputation of helping couples increase the joy in their sex...
The world’s smartest man?
|A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were...