A mouseketeer!
|What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?A mouseketeer!
Polish Groom Is:
Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?A: He’s...
I’ve got a rash
This fella goes to the doctor and says”Doctor, I’ve got a rash round my...
Zebra Asks a Question
A zebra dies goes to heaven. When checking in, he tells St. Peter,”Say, I...
Star Warts!
|What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?Star Warts!
How many calories do we burn during sex
The diet literature explains calories burned while jogging, playing tennis or golfing, but similar...
The twelve days after Christmas
|The first day after ChristmasMy true love and I had a fightAnd so I...
A young woman stops into her local pharmacy to pick a supply…
A young woman stops into her local pharmacy to pick a supply of tampons...
Why Santa Has No Kids
Why doesn’t Santa have any children?Because he only comes once a year, and when...
Make up your mind.
This woman goes into a dentist’s office, after he is through examining her he...