Men and Parking Spots
|How are men and parking spots alike?The good ones are always taken and the...
A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them…
A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them....
An elderly couple, living apart…
An elderly couple, living apart, had been datingfor several years. One day Elmer said...
The great escape!
A brunette and a blonde were speeding down the street when they passed a...
Emacs acronyms
|EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS:...
What a goof!
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist.”I’m on the road a lot, and my...
Suffering
A young couple on the brink of divorce visit a marriage counselor. The counselor...
After Man, God Said…
What did God say after he created man?”I can do better than this” and...
Let me out!!!
You’re in a room with no doors and no windows, and all you have...
Waxing eloquent on the sins of the flesh…
Waxing eloquent on the sins of the flesh, the dynamicyoung preacher raised himself to...