Obituaries
Where do you look for blondes’ obituaries? Under “Home Improvements.”
If you cloned Henry IV…
If you cloned Henry IV, would he be Henry V, or Henry IV Part...
You Know You’re Out Of College When…
1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2. Your potted plants stay alive.3. Shacking...
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks…
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, “Is God male or female?”After...
Dirty Birds
A lady approaches her priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I...
New Coin
A spokesperson for the U.S. Mint announced that a new fifty-cent piece was being...
Imagine you`re in a room with no windows and no doors…
Imagine you`re in a room with no windows and no doors,how do you get...
To Have Him Back
“Oh, Laura!” cried her neighbor, “I’m so very sorry to hear about the loss...
Quotes from stupid 01
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. “The effects are fleeting...
Excerpts from the rural life
A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for...