Sleeping like a baby.
While the U.S. stock market was at an all time high, the ups and...
Having A Baby Is Like…
What a mother once told her teenage daughter about how it felt to have...
Oprectomy
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yo mama so old… tits
Yo mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her tits fell...
Get some of this
Two cowboys are out rounding up cattle when all of a sudden a heifertakes...
What am I?
You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up....
Keep fit… die healthy.
What does a short sighted gynecologist and a dog have in common?They both have...
How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?
Q: How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?A: With a crowbar.
Stupid Insults 23/31
One node short of a network. One of the early failures of electroshock therapy....
Almost no diffenrence
“What’s the difference between the North American porcupine and the African porcupine,” the society...