How do frogs die?
|How do frogs die?They kermit suidide!
Lotto
A blonde wanted to win the lotto so she prayed to god, and she...
One day a lady went to the doctors office
One day a lady went to the doctor’s office and told the doctorthat her...
How does a blond turn on the light after sex
? She opens the car door.
It just kills my appetite
A woman asks her husband if he’d like some breakfast. “Would you like bacon...
Not so wise
In a small southern town I saw a wonderful nativity scene, but one feature...
A Blonde Question.
Passing an office building late one night, a blonde saw a sign that said,...
Punctuation
Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: “Fun fun fun worryworry worry”A: Fun...
Two blondes were walking through the woods…
Two blondes were walking through the woods and theycame to some tracks. The first...
Love Potion
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...