Girls are evil
Girls = time * money time = money, therefore: Girls = money * money...
It finally dawned
“How did it happen?” the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he setthe man’s...
Why do blondes use so much shampoo?
Why do blondes use so much shampoo? The instructions read: LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT
Real news headlines 03
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Squad Helps Dog...
Typewriter To Doctor
Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor?A: She thought it...
Sleep well
Life Insurance Agent:Don’t let me frighten you into a decision. Sleep on it tonight,...
Politically Correct Santa
|’Twas the night before Christmas and Santa’s a wreck…How to live in a world...
Fishermen killed
|Many years ago, a fisherman’s wife blessed her husband with twin sons. They loved...
A guy says to a salesgirl…
A guy says to a salesgirl, “I want to buy some toilet paper.”She says,...
Some very common traits in two drunks
|A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...