Polish Parachute Lessons
A Polak wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor andstarted...
A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train…
A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train, and the Rabbileans...
50-50 relationship
What do men consider a 50-50 relationship?We cook, they eat! We clean, they dirty!...
The Difference Is
What is the difference between a hematologist and a urologist?A hematologist pricks your finger.
How’s business?
|Two lawyers met at a cocktail party late one night.”How?s business?” asked the first.”Rotten,”...
How about 3 wishes.
A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender...
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven…
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angeltells Ford, “Well,...
Spice Girls
~WHAT DO YOU CALL A SPICE GIRL WITH TWO BRAIN CELLS? PREGNANT~WHAT DO YOU...
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed…
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed, “I heard you died.”"But you see I’m...
Good sales strategy
Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advisednew recruits about their...