The Enterprise/Toilet Paper
Q: What does the Star Trek Enterprise and tiolet paper have in common?A: They...
Stirring Prescription
Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
How many men?
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?None – it...
The Bartender and the Blonde
A bartender was working the late shift. While he was working, a beautiful blonde...
How slime flies!
|What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?How slime flies!
Give 100% at Work
Always give 100% at work…….12% on Monday23% on Tuesday40% on Wednesday20% on Thursday5% on...
Poetic justice
A man was called to witness that a couple had been making love in...
Aussies
Q. Why are Australians like kiwifruit?A. Because they are rough on the outside, green...
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500…
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches...
Motivations
Two men are talking. The first sez, “I got married because I was tired...