User song and music
|User(To the tune of Beck’s “Loser”)In the day of sysop nerds I was a...
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?Pick him...
The Biker’s decision.
You’d never believe it, but I bumped into a famous stuntman in a motorcycle...
Smell His Fingers!
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss...
Computer Acronyms
PCMCIA- People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms ISDN- It Still Does Nothing APPLE- Arrogance...
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?Everyone has the same DNA.
A kid’s view on marriage
|What Exactly Is Marriage?”Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don’t...
Blonde Braincells
How do blonde’s braincells die??-Alone-
Cow on train tracks
|A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A...
14 Lawyer Quickies.
Why does the Law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent...