Politically Correct Terms
New Official Politically Correct Terms for the 90′sOLD—————NEWconservative–reactionarythe establishment–white power elitehearing person–temporarily aurally abledsighted...
Whoa! Shut your mouth!!!
Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.
Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells…
Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned...
Little Johnny can count.
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.”Yes,” he said. “I do....
Who discovered North America?
Teacher: Little Johnny, go to the map and find North America.Little Johnny: Here it...
Health condition
The Queen of England was visiting one of Canada’s top hospitals, and during her...
Chinese Proverbs
Passionate kiss like spider’s web, soon lead to undoing of fly.Man who run in...
Blowing Bubbles
Is that your head or is your neck blowing a bubble?
What do you call…
What do you call 3 blondes under a Christmas tree?Ho-Ho-Ho!
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...