What is the difference between mayonaise and sperm?
What’s the difference between mayonaise and sperm?Mayonaise doesn’t hit the back of a girls...
It Only Hurt When…
A male-to-female transexual was recently interviewed on a radio talk show.The DJ asked the...
What do men and pantyhose have in common?
Q: What do men and pantyhose have in common?A: They either cling, run or...
The Dirty Old Man…
An old man was on the beach and walked up to a beautiful girl...
Butter and Blonde
Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to...
99 Condoms
A guy walks into a local pharmacy and walks up to the counter where...
Anyone Here
Once upon a time there was a female brain cell that by mistake happened...
Nun on a date
What does a nun wear on a date?A Cross Your Heart Bra and No-nonsense...
Donkey Raffle
Kenny, a city boy, moved to the country and purchased a donkey from an...
Longer Life
A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I would like to live...