My Car Is Shtolen!
An Irishman walks out of a pub, stumbling back and forth with a key...
Honeymoon Over
Bridegroom: “Dear, we’ve been back from the Caribbean for a month now. We’ve been...
Smoking doesn\’t kill people…
All about smoking:Remember, smoking doesn?t kill people. People who are trying to quit smoking...
In A Circle
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?A: A dope ring.
Genie and the Taliban
Three guys, a Canadian, Osama bin Laden, and George W. Bush are out walking...
The two condoms…
Two condoms were walking past a Gay bar.One looks at the other and says…”You...
Pizza Cutting
Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut...
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles.
Letters to President Clinton
Dear Bill: As a fellow Southern Baptist, I can sympathize with your predicament. Although...
Using nails on a house
|These two newfies are building a house. One of them is putting on the...