Do you know why it’s called sex?
Do you know why it’s called sex?Because it’s easier to spell than Uhhhhh..oooohh…Ahhhhhh….AIIEEEEEEE!!!
tough mosquito
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One day, Jesus and Satan decided to settle which one of them was the...
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Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, ?Olive...
The workers prayer!
For those of you who may need it…A Prayer for the Stressed!Grant me the...
One day shortly after the birth of their new baby…
One day shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to...
The phone call…
The phone call…A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in...
Blubber trouble
Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES!
Lazy
How can you tell if a man you’re dating is lazy?He throws his kisses.
A work of art
A tiny but dignified old lady was among a group looking at an art...