A guy says to a salesgirl…
A guy says to a salesgirl, “I want to buy some toilet paper.”She says,...
Guitar jokes
|Q: How do you make him stop playing?A: Put notes on it!Q: What did...
The morning after
Bob woke up after the annual office Christmas party with apounding headache, cotton-mouthed and...
A horse walks into a bar…
A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says: “So, why the long face?”
The Rubdown
A hospital patient, recovering from minor surgery, was being given an alcohol rubdown by...
The Top Signs That You Have A Boring Job
You’re introduced to everyone as “The Minesweeper God”. You have visited every website in...
The locked up car keys…yee-haa!
A blonde woman is driving down the road. She notices that she’s low on...
Addicted to the Web
|(Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
God and Gay People
If God had wanted people to be gay… he would’ve made Adam & Steve...
So my sister, a natural blond…
So my sister, a natural blond graduating from the University of North Carolina Law...