Good Cook
Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A: She gets...
They Eloped
First Convict: I heard the Warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on...
HEGS
The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S”What’s that?”, the patient asks.”It’s a...
The Special Pig
One day a man drove by a farm and saw a three-legged pig. The...
Psychiatrist Handyman
Question: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?Answer: Just one …...
Saddam HUSSEIN of Iraq wanted a special…
Saddam HUSSEIN of Iraq wanted a special postage stamp issued,with his picture on it....
A pile of one liners!
Why are sheep always in a field? Because they can’t get out !Who gives...
Go for Gold
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms.Clearly impressed,...
Some thoughts for today…
It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed...
Auto Light
A doctor is making a routine call to one of his elderly patients. He...