Hoop Earrings
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: They have to have some place...
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm…
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy...
Buffalo analogy
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and...
MICHAEL KENNEDY
MICHAEL KENNEDY What’s the difference between John Denver and Michael Kennedy? John Denver made...
To Buxom Waitress:
Q: What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress(reading her name tag)?A:...
Tips for Moving South…Yee-Haw!
Tips for Moving South…Yee-Haw!1. Save all manner of bacon grease. You will be instructed...
At the blood donor clinic
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
She changed me
“Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got...
If Timex ran Christmas…
|The holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a...
What’s the difference…
Q: What’s the difference between a penis and a paycheck?A: You don’t have to...