How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...
The pop machine.
There was a beautiful young blonde who was going to a soda machine and...
Family Pants
Jack and Jill were getting married. Jack was talking to his dad about the...
Christmas flavor
Three men die in a car accident on Christmas Eve. They all find themselves...
The Boston taxi driver
|The Boston taxi driver backed into the stationary fruit stall and within seconds he...
This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample…
This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample. So the girl At...
Green Half First
A funny story I know comes from someone’s father-in-law who is a pharmacist. One...
A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel…
A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue dedicated to...
What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement?
What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement? Dyslexics Untie!
Lawyer Statue
One day, a guy went into a store, just browsing.He suddenly saw a statue...