Dance
How do you make a Kleenex dance? But a little boogie in it.
What do Arabs do on saturday night?
What do Arabs do on saturday night?They sit under palm trees and eat their...
Man With Most Intelligence Gone
What do you call a man with 90% of his intelligence gone?Divorced
OH MY GOD!
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising...
Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she…
Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she spotted two spidersmating. “Daddy, what...
Why do blondes use so much shampoo?
Why do blondes use so much shampoo? The instructions read: LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT
Unmarried In BMW
Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?A: Divorcee.
Men Are Like
..Placemats. They only show up when there’s food on the table. ..Mascara. They usually...
How many men does it take to open a beer?
How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened...
Whoa! Shut your mouth!!!
Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.