A young soldier was making his first parachute jump…
A young soldier was making his first parachute jump.The corporal explained the procedure “You...
Polak Puts Ice In Condom
Q: Why did the Polak put ice in his condom?A: To keep the swelling...
Paddy was an inveterate drunkard
|Paddy was an inveterate drunkard. The priest met him one day, and gave him...
Cannibal and Clown
Q: What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal while eating the clown?A:...
Birthday Present For Wife
Two men are sitting in a pub talking, one mentions that it’s his wife’s...
The Christmas diet song
|’Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies...
Lord, what’s a man?
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God.”Lord, I have...
Death becomes nerd
A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops in a bar for...
It’s the way you say it
… A University of Georgia student was visiting a Yankee relative in Boston over...
Smart Guys
What does a smart guy do in an M&M factory?Proofread.