Are you going to take her?
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
Drinking and driving
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Genie and the Beer
Two old guys were fishing in a boat on Lake Michigan. A bottle comes...
SOTALLY TOBER
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This vet must belong to an HMO!
A man rushed into the veterinarian’s office carrying his dog, thoroughly distraught. The vet...
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own…
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to...
The following statements were found on patient charts…
The following statements were found on patient’s charts during a recent review of medical...
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?A: One is...
Dog jokes 07
|Q: What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and...
Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the barman…
Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the bar man for two Bacardi’s and...