How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But...
BAR TROUBLESHOOTING CHART
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.FAULT: Glass empty.ACTION: Get someone to buy you another...
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?Darling.
Microsoft ad space
Microsoft announced that it is selling advertising space in the error messages that appear...
Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still…
Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still has not gotten out...
cant stop with the q and a’s
Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number ELEVEN?A: Because she didn’t know which...
If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s…
If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s noone there to hear it,...
The newly married man came home from work…
The newly married man came home from work to find his new bride stretched...
A blonde detective
|A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. To test...
Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrested at the airport for drug smuggling?
Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrestedat the airport for drug smuggling?It seems...