Whats blue and does not fit any more?
Whats blue and doesn’t fit any more? – A dead epileptic.
The Line
What’s long, black, and smells funny?The Welfare LINE!
A dirty kid!
|What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?A dirty...
Attorney questioning
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Orange Juice
Q. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? A. Beacause it said”concentrate!”
Ten Reasons Adam Was the Luckiest Man
1. He is the only man who has never been compared to the man...
Knock, Knock
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? DWAYNE THE TUB! I’M DWOWNING!
Giving Cats Pills
|INSTRUCTIONS FOR GIVING YOUR CAT A PILL 1. Pick cat up and cradle it...
Blonde quickies 181-200
181. Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief...
Travel to Heaven
|This 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died in...