Redneck’s last words
What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?”Hey ya’ll....
Mother In Law Had Friends
A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group...
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles.
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctors office…
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office.After the check-up, the doctor took...
A kid’s view on marriage
|What Exactly Is Marriage?”Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don’t...
Divorce decision
“Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce courtjudge said, “and...
Blonde and her job interview…
A Blonde airhead goes for a job interview in an office.The interviewer starts with...
Reflections on Life
George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...
A play on Computer Lingo.
1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert Cup and Press Any...
The cashier
Well, one day, an idiot looking for a job finally came across a cigarette...