Bowling for Blondes!
Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a...
Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...
Monahan stumbled into a saloon
|Monahan stumbled into a saloon, half crocked. “Say,” he said to the bartender, “how...
How do old people have oral sex?
How do old people have oral sex? They talk about it.
Converting to metric
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Dog and Fox
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?About 5 drinks.
Get a Life
Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I feel unhealthy and depressed. Doctor: You should...
What is the Australian for foreplay?
What is the Australian for foreplay?Brace yourself, Sheila!And the Welsh?Are you awake, Gwen?
Do you know what a Yankee is?
Do you know what a Yankee is?Same as a quickie, except you’re by yourself
Cow Priced Like A Car
What would happen if we priced our “COWS” using the same criteria the auto...