A Drunk Scottsman
There was a scottsman and he was too drunk to walk home from the...
Two goldfish are in a tank…
Two goldfish are in a tank.One said to the other:’Do you know how to...
What’s that sound?
|A tourist is sightseeing in a European city. She comes upon the tomb of...
Super Looong List of One-Liners!
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?A. We’d...
Tight Skirt
One Day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a...
Domination
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.God comes and says, “I want the...
Afternoon Quickie
Joe and Wanda had a small apartment in the city and they decided that...
A tough case was being argued in court…
A tough case was being argued in court. The defense attorney,feeling that he was...
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship…
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship with Monica Lewinsky? Pres: Improper?...
Think You’re A Man?
Man is the king of his castle A king is a ruler A ruler...