Crackers
Q:What do you get when a duck and a cow cross the road? A:Milk...
What do you get…
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?A DICTATOR!!
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted,musicians...
The scum of the earth!
|What do worms leave round their baths?The scum of the earth!
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center…
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
Bad Investment
Shultz, a lawyer, bribed a man on the jury to hold out for a...
Marriage quotes 15
All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems. Did...
Bad habits
I overheard a friend telling his pal, “I can’t break mywife of the habit...
Darling, she whispered after they had finished making love…
“Darling,” she whispered after they had finished making love, “Will you still make love...
Upgrading to Husband 1.0
Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend5.0 to Husband1.0 and noticed that the...