He’s a real fun guy [fungi]
|Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?”He’s...
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste.
Dinosaurs
Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !
Dem’ smart city folk
|A man from the city is out plowing his field and gets his tractor...
God creates Woman.
Everyone thought God created man before woman. That is not true. In fact he...
Priest and Nun Golfing
One day a priest and a nun went golfing.The first hole the priest missed...
America Offline
A long, long, time ago I can still...
Wise cooking advice
|This weekend, I discovered a cooking tip I haven’t seen listed in any cookbooks.While...
The Eighteen Bottles
The Eighteen Bottles I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was...
Pushing it!
Q: Why do so many Polish navy personnel drown? A: Because when the engine...