This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent…
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket.That’s...
I would like to havea second opinion
|A patient has a sore throat and goes to a doctor to get treatment...
Say That Again
It had promised to be a sensational divorce case, with the wife accused of...
All the same
An airplane takes off from the airport. The Captain is Jewish and the First...
The Rude Parrot
Marilyn had a parrot for a pet, but the parrot would embarrass her whenever...
Tired of male bashing?
How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened...
Miami mice!
|What squeaks as it solves crimes?Miami mice!
English horn jokes
|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A:...
Lion Tamer
wo unemployed guys are talking. One says, “I’m going to become a lion tamer.”...
The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking
The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking:Whereas, on or about the night prior to Christmas,...