Arriving at Heaven
|A soprano died and went to Heaven. St. Peter stopped her at the gate...
IDIOTS & GEOGRAPHY
|After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss...
The Parrot
There’s this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like an old salt,...
College Physics
A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when...
What is the most popular pick up line in a gay bar?
Question: What is the most popular pick up line in a gay bar? Answer:...
John receives a phone call…
John receives a phone call. “Hello,” he answers. The voiceon the ot other end...
So She Would Love You
Man says to God, “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?” God says,...
Why does a blonde only change her babys diapers once a month?
Why does a blonde only change her baby’s diapers once a month? Because it...
Definitions from Kids
Science definitions from Kids…H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water.To collect fumes...
Another Dumb Viagra Joke
What happens when you give Viagra to a Lawyer? He gets taller!