Brotherly Love
There once was a brother and a sister, fraternal twins, who were approaching their...
face like a million dollars
You’ve a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!
DUMB Questions Part 5!
Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?Why do...
Would you please do me a favor?
|A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.Dentist: Could you...
Outhouse On Quicksand?
Q: What do you call an outhouse built on quicksand?A: Trapper John
Sit On Newspaper
Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?A: So she could lip...
Why are men like blenders?
Why are men like blenders?You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.
At The Pearly Gates
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...
Camel betting
Two guys are on duty at a french foreign legion fort. One says to...
I was shopping at our local supermarket…
I was shopping at our local supermarket.When I got to the checkout line, there...