There was life before the computer
|An application was for employmentA program was a TV showA cursor used profanityA keyboard...
Now, that is disgusting!
Mommy,mommy:can I play with grandma? Shut up kid, you dug her up twice last...
Apples for sale…
A guy’s driving down a country road when he comes upon a sign saying...
From a Southwest Airlines employee….
From a Southwest Airlines employee….”Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX, to YYY. To operate your...
A mosque-ito!
|What is the most religious insect?A mosque-ito!
Let me out!!!
You’re in a room with no doors and no windows, and all you have...
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste.
Sex Is A Killer
A guy went to his doctor full of anger. “Doc,” he said, “I feel...
The Golden Urinal
A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was...
Airplanes running operating systems
|Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating...