Screwing Rooster
There was a farmer. He had alot of chickens but had no roosters. So...
Letter to the Railroad
Gentlemen: I have been riding trains daily for the last two years,and the service...
Here’s Little Johnny!
A teacher in New York City wanted to see how many animals the city...
One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf…
One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf.But he couldn’t, since it was...
The wife coyly tried to explain her purchase of a new…
The wife coyly tried to explain her purchase of a new pair of expensive...
Breast Awareness
Finally, something other than smiley faces….Perfect breasts(o)(o)Fake silicone breasts( + )( + )Perky breasts(*)(*)Big...
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
My Turn
James and his wife, Martha, are getting ready to leave home for a vacation.Martha...
Questions and Answers!
Q: What’s the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A: A...
Trumpet jokes
|Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?A:...