YMCA
What did the blonde say when she saw the YMCA sign??LOOK!!! They spelled MACY’s...
A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse…
A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse. He got out and knocked at...
The Borg versus Microsoft
|Picard “Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a...
Someone really stinks
|A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom...
12 Things NOT to Say if Pulled Over
12. Hey, wasn’t your daughter a porn queen?11. I’m surprised you stopped me, Dunkin...
New dinosaur found!
Q: What do you get when you mix a dinosaur and a lesbian?A: A...
New Treasury Bonds
The U.S. Treasury has just announced that it will sell three new types of...
What dreams mean
After she woke up, a woman told her husband, “I just dreamedthat you gave...
Dear God (Christmas)
Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth. He...
Colorado Crazy Law
Tags may be ripped off of pillows and mattresses. It is illegal to ride...